Psycho Girls...(beating a dead horse)

Welcome to the never ending cycle of useless, self abuse.

Ok, girls. I'm no love expert, (married, divorced, engaged, broken up, trying it again) but I'm no dumb ass when it comes to men either. I know we've all heard what I'm about to say time and time again, yet somehow we fall right back into the psycho girl trap. If he doesn't call, it's because he doesn't want to. If he doesn't take you out, it's not because he doesn't have time/money - it's because he doesn't want to. Or he could be ashamed...which is: HE DOESN'T WANT TO.

It's not that difficult to understand. Just think like a man for a moment. It's much easier for us to think like men than for men to think like women.

Example: Boy meets girl, they go on a date. Date goes well enough, the girl thinks everything is REASONABLY ok. (BTW, if things are "ok" or "reasonable" they probably are "shitty" in the guys head) Yet, the boy never calls for a 2nd date. Ask yourself a few questions when this happens. Did you take him home or go home with him that evening? If the answer is yes, then more than likely you're not getting a call back. Men are hunters and chasers, you probably had too much wine or thought that the date would end better if you just went home with him. At least give it until the 2nd day. I like sex just as much as the next person (probably more, I may have a problem) but there's nothing wrong with going home, jilling off, and screwing him the 2nd date. Second thing to ask yourself, "Was it really a mind blowing date?" If you are even remotely shaky in this response, then you're not getting a call back. Men really do know within the first five minutes of hanging out with you if they're interested or not. Quit overanalyzing everything and start taking things at face value. If the date sucked, it sucked. Don't defend the suckage. Accept and move on.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING HOLY, DO NOT CALL HIM. Do not call and hang up. Do not dail the numbers. Do not even pick up the phone with the intent to call him. Do not throw his number away, secretly having it memorized so that you can accidentally call later. Do not FB stalk him. JUST LEAVE IT ALONE. And maybe in the slim chance that he was semi interested, he will respect your ability to leave well enough alone and call you. Once again, men are hunters. If you leave them alone, they will come after you. If not, screw him.

If you are sleeping with a man that refuses to be in a relationship with you, you're an idiot. A complete and total idiot. It's not that he doesn't want to be in a relationship in general, it's he's waiting for something/someone better to come along. Quit being stupid and just enjoy sleeping with him, but do not bring up the relationshit subject constantly. Or force him into something he doesn't want to be in - he will cheat. Either continue to sleep with him happily or quit and move on to someone who will be in a relationship with you. And do not do the rookie mistake of making him breakfast, getting him breakfast, cleaning his house, doing his laundry. HIT IT AND QUIT IT. And who knows, your lax attitude about things may cause him to change his mind. Men get all freaked out when girls don't fall all over them and when they don't become psychos. The important thing is to just have fun. Think like a man!!!

LESSON OF THE DAY:
1. Please do not have sex on the first date. It's going to get you no where
2. If he doesn't call, who cares. Leave it alone. Find another one. Don't be pathetic, it's really ugly.
3. Just quit being psycho. Easier said than done, I know. But seriously. Everytime you are about to do something that you know is kind of psychotic, take a step back, breathe, and reevalute. If you still want to do it, then screw it. We all deserve to be a crazy, screaming, violent bitch sometimes.

I'm only hungry all the time!

So, I've recently embarked on this grand idea of cutting calories to lose weight. Completely crazypants since I adore food almost as much as myself. I've been doing this going on week number two and it's actually working. I'm not going to post my actual weight, (that's just not nice! For you, not for me...haha! J/K) but this morning when I weighed myself I was 3lbs lighter. I know this is the give and take 5lb thing, but it's still nice to see some sort of results. I haven't weighed this particular weight in months. All because I stopped eating like an asshole and just watched what I ate. I run everyday (except for the weekends, I'm not a psycho...well, yes I am...but not in this instance) and I just pay attention to what I put in my mouth. Not to mention I haven't eaten fast food since last Friday and even then it was only a McWrap from McHell and I didn't even eat it. For some reason it tasted like cleaning product. Weird. The point is, food really is the most important part of losing weight and keeping it off. Over the summer I was working out like a maniac and eating pretty decently and I was in my prime condition, my abs were even starting to show. Then fall came and I lost my mind, followed by winter when the glutonous pig in me reared it's ugly head. Now, coming back into another spring/summer something has to be done! So, I'm going to stick to this "not eating like an asshole" thing as I like to call it and hopefully at some point I'll quit saying "I'm hungry" all the time - my boyfriend is really tired of hearing it. Sorry, babe!

Also, not being able to afford to buy groceries really helps with losing weight. I actually had dry cereal for b-fast this morning...why? WHY ELSE WOULD I EAT DRY CEREAL?! No milk!

LESSON OF THE DAY: Stop eating. J/K. Eat what you want, just don't lose all self control and eat it all. You want ice cream? Have ONE scoop, not the whole tub. And the strawberries in your strawberry shortcake ice cream are not considered a serving of fruit - regardless of what the box says. Get some real fruit and veggies in your life. Bananas and steamed broccoli/asparagus are my favs!